Lothar
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a South African, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady and
little old Swiss lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there’s the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has
a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
That Australian must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks:
That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady.
She slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks:
That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The South African thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Aussie again.
were a South African, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady and
little old Swiss lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there’s the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has
a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
That Australian must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks:
That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady.
She slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks:
That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The South African thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Aussie again.