No joke 4 the weekend,...

Sehr böse, aber mindestens ebenso gut

habe ich bekommen diese Mail mit Bilder:

Den guten Tag mein teuerer Freund!
Wie das Leben? Ich werde zur Bekanntschaft zu Ihnen glucklich sein... Zu Mir es sehr
Gut Ihre Seite auf dem Grundstuck. Ich wollte Sie wissen es ist besser!
Ich denke zu uns, wird bequem sein, wenn wir uns durch die elektronische Post umgehen werden,
Ich kann Ihnen die neuen Fotografien schicken, und, grosser uber mich sagen ist unmittelbar.

Sie konnen mir zur Adresse schreiben: anghelaz@gmail.com

Wahrscheinlich, im Laufe des Anfanges werde ich uber mich unmittelbar sagen:
Meinen Titel Anghela. Zu mir 28 Jahre. Das, was ich einen guten Charakter, und mit mir es habe
Sehr interessant. Ich hoffe zu Ihnen, soll wie, sich mit interessant zu entwickeln
Ich unsere Bekanntschaft!!!
Ich suche die zweite Halfte des Lebens, die sicheren und starken Beziehungen aufzubauen
Es ist jeder Tag unsere Herze waren naher, unsere Gefuhle wurden starker. Ich wei?,
Es ist in dieser gro?en Welt irgendwo das Herz, das ich wahnsinnig mogen wird,
Sorgen Sie sich und schutzen Sie mich! Ebenso, wie eine beliebige Frau, ich die sichere
Unterstutzung und die Unterstutzung im Menschen des Menschen suche. Der Mensch, den im
Zustand gern zu haben und zu fuhlen, respektiert mit der Frau, es ist fur mich notwendig.
Aber, ich verstehe, dass Sie als mich, aber es nur das gro?e Plus fur uns mehr alterer
seid. Tatsachlich der Mensch, der wei?, dass solches Leben, das das Ziel und die Lagen hat -
der sicherste und wahrhafte Mensch! Was Sie in diesem Fall denken? Ich die Hoffnung habe die richtige Auswahl gemacht...
Ich denke zu uns, wird bequem sein, wenn wir uns durch die elektronische Post umgehen werden,
ich kann Ihnen die neuen Fotografien schicken, und, grosser uber mich sagen ist unmittelbar.
Ich wunsche Ihnen den guten Abend und die angenehmste gute Nacht!
Den starkesten und leidenschaftlichen Kuss!
Ihr Freund Anghela.

Ja, und? Wann trefft ihr euch?

Gute Frage.

Zitat:

Original von Lothar Gute Frage.

Vielleicht solltest du einen lieben Text in Afrikaans verfassen, das Ganze durch eine kostenlose Internetübersetzungsmaschine Afrikaans-Englisch jagen, den dabei entstehenden Text ins Deutsche übersetzen und diesen dann an deine neue Herzensdame schicken. Kommen bestimmt romantische Sachen bei raus

Modernes SA:

weil´s so schön ist...

In Honour of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
==========================
On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
===========================
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
==========================
On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
=================================
On a Clicks hair dryer -
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
====================================
On a bag of Simba Chips --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
===========================
On a bar of Dove soap -
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
============================

On some Checkers frozen dinners -
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(please note that it's just a suggestion.)
========================
On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -
"Don't iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
==============================
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
===============================
On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
==========================
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
==============================
Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
===========================
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
========================
On a German chainsaw ...
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
===========================
I’m not saying that we should kill all stupid people; I’m just saying we should remove the warning labels and let nature takes it course

Bild des tages (gibt noch mehr)

was in aller Welt ist Babalaswoers?

nach der Mehrwegflasche nun der Mehrwegsarg?

Coffins dug up and sold again

Thu, 15 Nov 2007

Eighteen coffins, suspected to have been stolen from graves,
were found in an empty home in Soshanguve, Pretoria,
The Sowetan reported on Thursday.

Police raided the abandoned home on Wednesday, removing
the coffins which seem to have been dug up from graves, the report said.

The coffins, for children and adults, were soiled,
chipped and had damaged handles.

However, police said no incidents of dug-up graves had
been reported in the area recently.

Police Captain Solly Marindi told The Sowetan that it
appeared the coffins were refurbished and sold again.
It was not clear who the owners of the abandoned home were.

Neighbours told the paper that the coffins were delivered
on Sunday by a woman and two men in a white bakkie.

Police could not immediately be reached for further comment on Thursday.

Sapa

another pic of the day

mmmmh, frisches Bier!

es ist geschafft! Endlich Wochenende.

Service wie man ihn wünscht...

Schöne Fotos!

And Now for Something Completely Different...

Hi,

dies ist kein Scherz versucht es einfach mal.

Und nicht schummeln!

BITTE schummelt nicht, sonst seid Ihr
nachher
Nicht so verblüfft wie es viele schon
waren!

Angeblich aus der Bundeshauptstadt kommt
dieser kleine, aber frappierende
Intelligenztest; aus dem ehemaligen
Daimler Chrysler Internet.
Ich bin von den Socken, immer noch!

Zähle, wie viele “F“ in dem folgendem Text

Vorkommen:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-

IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE

EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



Geschafft? Erst unten weiter lesen, nachdem
Gezählt worden ist!


O.k.?

Alkoholiker erkennen nur 3F



Falsch, es sind sechs-kein Witz!

Zurück nach oben und noch mal lesen!

Die Lösung gibt..s dann weiter unten…

Das Gehirn kann das Wort “OF“ nicht
verarbeiten. Wahnsinn, oder?

Wer alle sechs F auf Anhieb zählt, ist ein
Genie; drei ist normal (wegen des Alkohols),

vier selten

*Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were
answered by the website owner.*


Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how
do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking or sniffing.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometers. Take lots of water..

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB,
Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle
shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is
every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get there and we'll send
the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is. Oh forget it. Sure,
the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races.
Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell
it in South Africa? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller
than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly
harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. Good examples of snakes as pets are mambas
(both green and black), rinkhals and municipal workers.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying
in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

On July 20, 1969, commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark:

"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex! You want sex?! You’ll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

edit1: eine schöne Geschichte, aber eben urban legend, so wie die oben drüber vom Kaiser.
edit2: Ein Rechtschreibfähla mußte noch raus ;-)

Hi,

Wenn jmd. ''Babalas'' ist = n Kater haben :-)