Wo bleibt der Spaß für Golfer?

A man met a woman and fell madly in love with her. He asked her to marry
him right away.

Her response was: "But we don't know each other at all, what if we don't
get on?"

The man said that was a chance he was prepared to take and he felt that he
loved her so much straight away that he was sure it would work and they
could get to know each other during their marriage.

So the woman agreed, they married and went away on honeymoon where They
found they were very compatible.

They were lazing by the poolside one day when the husband said he fancied a
swim and his wife watched him as he climbed up to the very highest diving
board and leapt off backwards.

He did a triple spin, a forward turn and a double back-flip (piked) before
entering the water with barely a ripple.

The wife was amazed. When the husband came back to her she said: "Blimey! I
didn't know you could swim like that!"

He replied: "Oh yes, I used to be an Olympic diver in my youth and was the
champion for ten years running."

They agreed that there was a lot to learn about each other and that it Was
fun finding out.

Then the wife decided to go for a swim. She dived into the water, swam 150
lengths, got out of the water and lay on her sun-lounger barely out of
breath.

The husband was amazed. He said: "I can't believe it, did you used to be an
Olympic swimmer too?"

She replied: "Ag no, I used to be a prostitute in Vereeniging and I worked
both sides of the Vaal river.

Es wäre wohl schwierig auf diesen Platz Par zu spielen! B.