Lothar
HEREWITH GENUINE QUOTES FROM PATIENT CHARTS IN A MPUMALANGA HOSPITAL:
'The patient refused autopsy'
'Patient has no future record of suicides'
'Patient left white blood cells at another hospital'
'Patient has chest pain if she lies on her bed for one year'
'On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared'
'The patient has been depressed since she started seeing me in 1993'
'She is numb from the toes down'
'She was examined, x-rated and sent home'
'Occasional, infrequent, constant headaches'
'Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized'
'Skin - somewhat pale but present'
'The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor'
'Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities'
'Large brown stool ambulating the floor'
'She has no shaking chills but according to her husband she was very hot in bed last night'
'Patient died last night. No permission given'
'The patient refused autopsy'
'Patient has no future record of suicides'
'Patient left white blood cells at another hospital'
'Patient has chest pain if she lies on her bed for one year'
'On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared'
'The patient has been depressed since she started seeing me in 1993'
'She is numb from the toes down'
'She was examined, x-rated and sent home'
'Occasional, infrequent, constant headaches'
'Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized'
'Skin - somewhat pale but present'
'The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor'
'Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities'
'Large brown stool ambulating the floor'
'She has no shaking chills but according to her husband she was very hot in bed last night'
'Patient died last night. No permission given'
