Blondinen

sind gar nicht SO doof!


Eine Blondine betritt die Deutsche Bank in Frankfurt
und bittet um einen 5.000 Euro Kredit für 14 Tage,
da sie geschäftlich nach Hongkong verreisen müsse.

Als sie der Bankmanager nach etwaigen Sicherheiten
befragte, legte sie ihren Autoschlüssel auf den Schreibtisch
des Managers: ein Ferrarischlüssel.

Die Blondine erhielt ohne viel Umstände die 5.000 Euro Kredit
sie flog nach Hongkong und der Ferrari wurde in der Tief-
garage der Bank geparkt.

Nach 14 tagen erschien die Blondine wieder bei der Bank,
zahlte die 5.000 Euro plus 15 Euro Zinsen zurück.
Der Manager fragte sie, warum sie denn den Kredit haben
wollen, schließlich sei sie doch Millionärin.

"Wissen Sie, entgegenete die Blondine,
"wo in Frankfurt können Sie für 15 Euro noch 14 Tage lang parken"?

The only cow in a small Kwa-Zulu town stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the
river in the Free State for R1500.

They brought the cow from the Free State and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows
like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move
away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount
our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from
the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in the Free State?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they
bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
in the Free State?"


The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from the
Free State........"